Old Gregg Biography

I was born in a little underwater cave in lake Michigan. I grew with my parents and brothers. When I was old enough we each to0ok our separate ways. Now I live in the Mississippi River. I have become quite famous actually. There are many legends on how I eat the local fishers. The truth is that I don't, I have a steady diet of slurpees and Tai food.......I only knock them unconscious, take them to my cave, and offer them a drink. I get kind of lonely you know. In 2010 I won a granny for my great hit "The Scaly Man-fish" were I talked about my life. I am married to a frog named Geltrudis. My plans for the future are to start a band and travel around the world as The Funk.